Lessons I've Learned from Watching Star Wars

I went to see the "Revenge of the Sith" for my bachelor/manual labor weekend. I think that I've learned some valuable lessons that I'd like to share.

1. If I build killer robots, they will shoot to kill. Why would killer robots tell any intruder, especially Jedi, to drop their weapons? Just shoot! If you're an evil genius why would you care about the possibility of accidents?

2. If I wield a lightsaber-type device, I'm going to attach some sort of wrist band so that it won't fall off if I take a tumble.

3. Just because someone is burned beyond recognition and still smoking, I'm not just going to walk away. Medicine and robotics in the future are very sophisticated.

4. If I was a Jedi, I would totally use my powers to score babes. [Using my influence wave of the hand]: "You would like to sleep with me..." "You will vacuum my house in lingerie..."

5. If my intergalactic babe is pregnant, I want to know how many and what sex. What kind of jackass doesn't have a sonogram?